I’ve always been interested in celebrity sex tapes, not necessarily to watch the videos myself, after all, who would admit to such a recreational activity? So when the story broke of a Tyson Beckford sex tape my little ears perked up like anyone’s would.
Photo: Tyson Beckford
Unfortunately he is a male model, so while my ears perked up the rest of me decidedly perked down. Word is that the video shows the studly guy “pleasuring himself” while on web camera with a hot woman model watching him perform whose name is unknown. Apparently she secretly recorded him strumming his love guitar and is now peddling it to the highest bidder.
Which of course means that this truly is not a legitimate sex tape, which by anyone’s definition must involve two people including one woman who is worth watching. Tyson is doing himself and that doesn’t sound like very much viewing fun at all. Ick. I have no interest in seeing the Tyson Beckford video but you can learn all about it here and watch a different video at the bottom of this article which is much more informative.
But now I am curious about two questions.
First, why would a male model or anyone else for that matter allow a woman to make a sex tape? This is a good lesson for why nobody, but nobody, should ever pose in front of a video camera doing naughty you know whats. On video cam you are going to be at the mercy of whomever is watching out there, usually someone you barely know but is willing to participate in you getting your rocks off while your partner does the same.
Ladies, hear me roar. Don’t ever do it or you might be very sorry. No matter how well you like your boyfriend there is a decidedly excellent chance he will not be your boyfriend forever. Statistically there is an almost 100% chance you will be talking trash about each other when you break up.
And when he dumps you, or worse when you dump him, now he has a little weapon to use against you. Internet porn sites are littered with the trail of tears from young women who were too trusting. There is a line of horny men showing up in the millions for free downloads or to watch the video online just for the fun of it. Men really suck when you get down to the bare facts.
At least in this case the woman has turned the tables. Perhaps it is some small consolation for the trillions of women who have been victimized by their unscrupulous virtual sex partners.
My second question is would you watch the video? Sex tapes are not everyone’s cup of tea but I hazard to guess that a male model jerking off is almost nobody’s cup of tea. Well, unless you are gay of course. That is a different matter. But still, Tyson Beckford ought to have a sex partner for maximum viewing audience satisfaction. That’s my view. And he isn’t gay himself so why gawk?
So answer that question in the comments if you dare. You can find Tyson’s Twitter page here where he has thus far remained mum on the subject. Same on his Facebook page here. The social media wanderlust even has a Myspace page over here.
By the way, the Tyson Beckford sex tape video is supposedly 45-minutes long. How anyone could take so long to jack off is beyond my imagination and your’s as well. Even if I wanted to watch such an exhibitionist, which I don’t, I would fall asleep or die of old age before the movie’s climax was realized.
Video: Tyson Beckford
