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When you hooker up with a Brazilian prostitute, you best treat her like a lady. Hooker Romilda Ferreira was thrown from a moving vehicle in 2011 by the fighting men of United States marines, igniting a U.S. embassy prostitution scandal in Brazil. and now she is taking to court to seek revenge for the insult to her reputation and injury to her body.

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Our story begins in November of last year when four horny marines went cruising in Brazil looking for a good time, as warriors have been known to do since time immemorial when the savage Mongols began raiding the nice valley people. Their pursuits of cheap women took them to nightclub after nightclub, finally arriving at the scene of the crime.

Romilda was picked up along with other hookers in two vehicles. She began negotiating the price with the serviceman, who got angry and pushed the poor lady out of their official taxpayer-funded embassy car. When you view the pictures of Romilda Ferreira, in fairness to our boys she is not the stunning type who would command a high price.

Their mistake occurred as they made their getaway, when the rear wheels of the minivan ran over her and she sustained moderate injuries. Miss Ferreira had broken ribs, a cracked collar bone and damage to her lungs. But the story only begins there.

Those are pretty bad injuries even for the customer of a Brazilian hooker. And with a banged up banging body, the tool of her trade, she has been unable to work competently since that time without offering substantial discounts. It is like a construction worker trying to hammer nails with a sore thumb. You can still do the job, but you (obviously I think) not be as good at your chosen profession.

Adding insult to injury the brave serviceman drove away without even stopping to help, yelling trampy names at Romilda out of the window as they tore away in the van. She was left there prone on her back in pain, but on the street rather than a comfortable motel bed.

Romilda Ferreira is quoted as saying, “I tried to get up and grabbed the doorknob. That was when they told the driver to go. Then I felt my leg burning. I let go and fell underneath the van. I hit my head and passed out.”

Now she will not take it lying down anymore. She has taken her case to the press, adding further embarrassment to the United States when our embassies cannot seem to get prostitution scandals behind them. And she is suing the U.S. Government in Brazilian court, certain to create a media circus as the public learns more about our finest men and women involved with Brazilian prostitutes. Sigh.

As a small gesture of friendship, the U.S. embassy did follow up with Romilda and paid the medical bills associated with her injuries, which you can see are substantial in the photos below. You can see a copy of one such bill. Blow it up and practice your Portuguese, then tell us what it says in the comments.

Our Brazilian hooker lady’s Facebook page appears to be here.

In America, of course, such an incident would be worth millions of dollars in litigation. Nobody can blame Romilda Ferreira for wanting her bit of money, honey. We hope that she gets all that she deserves, and then some.