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Meet Celia McCorquodale, the wild party girl who is turning into England’s Kim Kardashian. Dear me oh my. It seems that Princess Diana’s niece is not quite living up to expectations as an extended member of the Royal Family. You have to see the pictures on her Facebook page to believe it!

Photo: Celia McCorquodale

Celia’s Facebook page shows her in various compromising and way-too-much-fun positions. Many of them include drinking images such as the one of a man sucking an alcoholic beverage from her breasts, or another photo of her holding four wine bottles up to her mouth at a party. In several pictures she looks positively drunk (see below).

Still another photo of Celia shows her grinding against her boyfriend wearing the skimpiest tank-top we have ever seen. Then there is, of course, the picture of Celia spread-eagle riding her boyfriend’s back like a monkey. Or the one of Celia flipping off the viewer. Shall I continue?

Why not. She does a lot with her tongue in some of the pics, including kissing boyfriends and occasional girlfriends in a girly friendly way. You can see her tongue is pierced which is way cool.

She travels a lot too so you can see her in Thailand, Vietnam, Cuba and other exotic corners of the earth. Most of these vacations appear to end up in bars when the sun goes down. But in the interest of journalistic excellence, I have to report that most of the images are just having fun in the sun. Someone should just keep her locked up at night.

Celia McCorquodale’s Facebook page is here which is under the name Clive McCorquodale. Every time I say something about the Royal Family I get the titles and names messed up, so who knows why she really does it that way. Is she hiding something, or could she be Celia McCorquodale, Duchess of Clive or some such nonsense? Who really knows or cares so don’t berate me in the comments for a typical American’s lack of Royal protocol.

Celia is living in Grantham, Northern England. She once tried out for X-Factor in 2005 but did not make the cut.

Of course Celia still can’t hold a candle to Lady Amelia Spencer who you can see in the video below kissing women and drinking her socks off. Oh those Royals will never stop their ways.