Now we know that name of Lindsay Lohan’s accuser, but we will need to help us find photos of her. Meet Marissa Sullivan Dugas, the waitress and now celebrity bomb thrower who filed the police report saying that the famous debutante clocked her with a right hook.

Well not really, and no this is not her picture. The report makes it sound like there was some pushing and shoving, the normal sort of stuff that happens in catfights. And given that LiLo is a tiny girl who you could tip over with a leaf blower, we doubt that Marissa Sullivan Dugas was truly injured.

Online tabloid are reporting that she is trying to sell her story to the media. It isn’t much of a story. Two chicks get in a barroom scrap on a party night. One of them is a waitress and the other happens to be famous. Big yawn if you ask me.

Biography: Marissa Sullivan Dugas currently lives in North Hollywood, California, just a stone’s throw away from the glitz and glamor of Hollywood celebrities. She is a cocktail waitress now at the Standard hotel which is located in the heart of Hollywood and where she says the dramatic event happened.

It is reported that she graduated from Charlotte High School in Charlotte, Michigan. Later she moved to East Lansing, a larger town in Michigan. She has moved a lot since then, eventually settling as close to the movie lights as possible in decadent Hollywood.

We are wondering if this is the same Marissa Sullivan who writes a gossip column about Hollywood celebrities, as the so-called “roving reporter” from that site.

One thing is for sure. She is either a complete nobody or a made up name. Nobody with the full name Marissa Sullivan Dugas exists on the internet except for this story. She has no Facebook page, no Twitter account, no high school record under that name, no photos or anything at all.

So if you know anything about Marissa Sullivan Dugas, especially her picture, please leave comments. Meanwhile here is a funny waitress video which is unfortunately not our girl.